its been quite a while since i last blogged...but read this forward and thought man thats so true... the thing is, its not just men who want to slap the person telling them how better to drive... when my parents tell me what i should do or what i'm not doing...i wanna scream!!!!!!!! well anyway..here's what i read..
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOOMANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MOREBUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me whenyou're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forgetto salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry acouple of eggs?"The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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lolz...i do dat mostly....dan d women doin it 2me wen i drive...lolz
deja vu!
lol... man an awesome extract!!
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